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The Nigh-Complete On-line Headcheese
Bus-Summoning Rituals -- October
11, 1993-or- All the seasonal reading you'll ever need Reflections of a Fifth Year Senior -- October 18, 1993 Halloween -- Ghosts, Ghouls, and Things that go "Nurk" in the Night -- October 25, 1993 Nature's Little Terrorists -- November 1, 1993 Why I'm Mystified by Sports -- November 8, 1993 The Struggle For Existence -- November 15, 1993 All That Glitters is Not Headcheese -- November 22, 1993 The Future Home of "Summertime Grunt-Job Blues" -- November 29, 1993 The Headcheese Daily Planner -- January 3, 1994 Fine-Tuning the Anti-Christ -- January 10, 1994 Fa la la la la, la la la *bleah* (Part One) -- January 18, 1994 Fa la la la la, la la la *bleah* (Part Two) -- January 24, 1994 Fish Don't Smile -- January 31, 1994 The Future Home of "Flex and Bear It" -- February 7, 1994 Traffic Jelly -- February 14, 1994 Snuffing It -- February 22, 1994 An Olympic Moment -- February 28, 1994 You May Have Heard This One Before -- March 7, 1994 The Field Trip Imperative -- March 28, 1994 Land of a Thousand Hookers -- April 4, 1994 After the Fall (Part One) -- April 11, 1994 After the Fall (Part Two) -- April 18, 1994 After the Fall (Part Three) -- April 25, 1994 After the Fall (Part Four) -- May 2, 1994 After the Fall (Part Five) -- May 9, 1994 La Cuisine des Dechets Blancs -- May 16, 1994 Getting Out -- May 23, 1994 What is Headcheese? Headcheese is a collection of humor columns I wrote for the University of Washington paper "The Voice of the ASUW". I wrote them my senior year while I was heavily immersed in being a broadcast major. The paper was mostly an ASUW propaganda rag with the exception of my column and the puzzle. If you solved the puzzle you had a chance of winning a free lunch at Shultzy's. If you read my column, you'd realize there was no such thing as a free lunch. Anyway, I hope you enjoy them. Heck, you can even send me email if you want to react to them. Eventually, Headcheese had come to be the aegis under which most of my creative works fell. For instance, my documentary ("Cheese, Cheese, Cheese!!!") was a Headcheese Production. Come to think of it . . . most of my life is headcheese. Sigh. |